Catering business...

As usual...as the weekend approaches...ill find myself slogging it out to earn that extra few bucks to keep my ass firm and tight and maintaining my BMI... oops was that Freudian's Lips? muahaha...

Anyhow...smth interesting from the catering job that i went for last nite...it was a events/headhunting/ad firm... i shant divulge which firm that is... but interesting enuff when we were at their pantry, we discovered smth interesting on their metal cabinet...one of their staff walked past and told us not to look...but of cos...who is there to stop us...hahah..here goes:

(Magnets stuck to the cabinet)
1) 'Firm' is a big gay bitch market for useless bushes with eggplant sized D tits
2) Faster screw our fishy skinny sausages
3) Finger your monster muff
4) Boss blow huge camel

Those were the top 4 most ridiculous stuff on the cabinet...there were more but i couldnt save them in my phone...so yah...haha!!!